So I’ve had multiple complaints about the lack of actual moe and gar in my last posts (and by multiple I mean one and by last posts I mean last post). So I’ve decided to submerge you ungrateful bastards with a tsunami of moe. Seriously you guys should be more grateful, here I am working my ass off to spread the word of the one and only true goddess Suzumiya Haruhi -blessings be upon her name- and all you guys do is complain. Anyway this brings me to today’s series: Tsukuyomi -Moon Phase-.

Now the title of this post probably sums up what Tsukuyomi -Moon Phase- is about: Vampire lolis wearing nekomimi. Now I know what you’re thinking: “DEAR GOD SO MUCH MOE WILL DESTROY US ALL!!!”. Yes that’s exactly what I was thinking before watching it, but they actually managed to mix in enough things that will distract you from the deadly amounts of moe: a decent plot, badass fights, comedy and old people firin’ lazerz (but not shooping da woop).

Now before we proceed I suggest you keep some atropine auto-injectors handy in case you suffer from a bad case of moe overdose. Now I don’t know if atropine actually helps in case of moe overdose so Jam the auto-injector straight into your heart just to be on the safe side. That way it’ll spread around your body faster, I should know I’m a doctor you know.

Hazuki /Luna

Now for those of you who haven’t been reduced to a pudle like those nazis from raiders of the lost arc. I don’t even think I should comment this. I mean come on. And you know what? She’s Tsundere. That’s right Tsundere. Whoever designed her deserves a Goddamn Noble chemistry price. I mean he broke the basic chemistry law that dictates that you can’t mix too much awesome together else it turns really really bad. That’s one of two things I remember from chemistry lessons the other thing being: Water+Sodium=Awesome (note: the bigger the lump of sodium the farther away you’ll want to be, we’re talking realllllyyyyy far here).

Spoiler girl

Supporting cast

Did I say one Noble price? I meant 50, hell add in some Pulitzers, golden globes and Oscars for good measure.

And now it’s time for the gar.

Grandpa

Now this guy is probably the most badass old guy ever. He can bust some cool ass moves and fire friggin’ lazerz. I wouldn’t even joke about putting him in a home when around him, he’d probably go Steven Seagal on your ass. And if you’ve ever seen Marked for Death you know why you wouldn’t want that to happen.

Besides all the moe Tsukuyomi -Moon phase- also has a pretty awesome OP and ED you should look it up on youtube for your own good. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to call an ambulance because injecting that atropine directly into my heart probably wasn’t that sma…