OK OK I’m writing something, damn whiners. I was…on vacation in…errrrr…Persia? Yeah Persia, turns out they don’t have any computers there sooooo I couldn’t write anything. But now I’m back! Anyway today I’ll be talking about my revolutionary invention that will hit the anime industry by storm: the Taiyaki Censoring System. Yes we’ve all hear about the controversy surrounding Kodomo no Jikan, something that could have easily been avoided using the Taiyaki Censoring system. Making Kodomo no Jikan acceptable using the Taiyaki Censoring System would have been a piece of cake as I will now demonstrate.

The Taiyaki Censoring System is even effective on Pedobear.
Yes I know I’m a genius. As you can see the Taiyaki censoring system makes any manga or anime suitable for a western public. But that’s not all, I’ve also made variations for England, the Middle-East and Africa.

Multicultural
Invest now and receive a coupon for taiyaki…and pancakes. Soon I’ll make millions, and with those millions I’ll finally be able to realize my life long dream: Nuking the moon. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the bank to check out how many millions I earned today.





