Yeah yeah, I’m late again. Very late considering some series are already half done. I blame Disgaea for PSP. Everytime I tried writing something I somehow ended up playing Disgaea…in some gutter in m00txico. Anyway let’s not waste any more time.

Myself;Yourself

I wonder why there’s a Semicolon in the title; probably to make it look more fancy. I’d never do anything like that; Semicolons are for girls. This anime confuses the hell out of me; one Episode it’s “teh shits” as those fancy young lads say and the next episode it’s shit. And it’s been doing this for 6 episodes; judging from this the ending is probably going to be more emo than a Square-Enix Main character listening to Linkin Park while cutting his wrists because his Ipod was stolen. On the other hand every episode involving the loli is fucking awesome; so I’m probably going to end up watching a series again because of one character I like. On the other hand; the busty squeaky voice megane-ko is fine too…

Bamboo Blade

Now the first thing that came to my mind while watching this series was: “KAAAAAMIIIINAAAAAA~”. Too bad it turned out to be some Teacher and not the third most gar thing in existence (only surpassed by Aizen’s couch and Archer). Everybody watching this anime probably has a favorite girl; there’s moeblob, yandere, loli, tits and megane-ko. Now as you have probably guessed already I’m watching this because of one of the girls: The Moeblob. I mean DAMN how can you resist that face, it’s like a damn Lavalamp. I can’t stop watching her face, it’s HYPNOTIC!

Shion no Ou

Like Hikaru no go only replace the shota, ghosts and gay with Loli, Murder and traps! And like Hikaru no go I have no idea WHATSOEVER what’s happening and still end up watching it. But how could you NOT watch it? I mean a loli in thigh-highs and a megane-ko, that’s a winning combination right there. Also there’s this badass guy with a stubble and you just know he’ll pull off some badass shit in later episodes. Now if only I had an Idea of what’s happening in these boardgame animes…

ef - a tale of Confusion, Faggotery and emo

This screenshot is the only part worth watching of this series, seriously. I fell asleep while watching this anime and woke up 4000 years later only to find out that the earth was ruled by a bunch of ape-men. Luckily me and Charlton Heston kicked their asses, then parted ways because of a heated argument about gun control. THAT’s how boring the first episode was. Anyway, brownie points for anyone who can guess why the screenshot is the only part worth watching.

Kimikiss Pure Rouge

This series is a lot like ef except it’s watchable and doesn’t cause time warping boredom. The first episode was promising because it introduced this pretty awesome girl who I shall henceforth call “the chairman”, and also had some lulz. But the next 2 episodes felt like a soap opera and had a general lack of the chairman. Seriously if I want to see some people go emo over love and relationships I’ll watch *insert name of soap opera containing people going emo over love and relationships*. This is just the standard love comedy multiplied by three minus the comedy, and with that I mean: there’s three guys and somehow the script writers think little girls making their frog dolls kiss is funny. I’m pretty sure said script writers are hooked on the chronic…

Sketchbook full color’s

I can’t decide if I like this show or not, yet I can’t stop watching it. Everytime I think something good is going to happen it NEVER does happen. It always stops right before becoming awesome. For some reason probably related to my mind being fucked up I really wanted to see the bug loving girl in yukata but I got to see everyone EXCEPT her in yukata. Which brings me to my next point, I can’t decide who my favorite girl is! They’re all so awesome. A beach, pool or onsen would probably solve this but at this rate I’ll doubt there’ll be one. Woe is me.

Minami-ke

STOP READING THIS POST, GO WATCH MINAMI-KE NOW. Seriously watch it, hell even people who hold a grudge against anime because their little sister died in a freak anime watching accident should watch it. This series is the opposite of the previous one; everytime I think something good is going to happen something even BETTER happens! Hell this anime is so good, I decided to award it my Diamond Seal of approval.

Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun

Anything containing fanservice and tsuntsun can’t possibly be bad and this principle of course applies to this series too. And any anime containing a P90 gets Brownie point because it’s a Belgian weapon and therefore the BEST weapon one can use. Not that I know anything about weapons. Besides that guns don’t kill people, death does. They die when they are killed. Anyway it gets even better! This anime opens with the main character fighting a freaking bear then he almost gets RAPED by girls! Oh and the main character’s sister is gay for the tsuntsun girl! Truly the script writers of this series know the definition of AWESOME!

Shugo Chara

DESU~! THERE’S DESU~ IN IT DESU~! AND ALSO BOKU DESU~! And it’s an adaption of a peach-pit manga DESU~ Can this anime get any better DESU~?! It can DESU~ They should just kill off every other character so that DESU~ can have all the screentime for herself DESU~ Then the entire series should consist of her saying DESU~ at ALL times DESU~! Also this paragraph has a serious lack of DESU~ DESU~ So let’s DESU~ it up a notch DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~

Clannad

Another Kyoani/key anime aimed at necrophiles. Now besides the usual cast of dying and/or already dead undead zombie ghost girls, this one has the most AWESOME of key awesomedude-type characters. I mean Sunohara is DA MAN! He doesn’t take shit from anybody. He reminds me of a very humble and handsome person, but I can’t quite put my finger on who it is. On a scale of manliness from Shinji to Archer he rates 9.99. Also there’s main girl’s dad who is also quite manly. I’m totally rooting for a Main girl’s dad X Sunohara Ending.

Prism Ark

Do I need to say more?

Ghost hound

Now by now you’re probably wondering “but JT how did you get back from the ape-men ruled future you mentioned earlier!” Well while there I decided to watch some anime considering I now had access to every anime episode ever created. So I decided to start in chronological order and watch some of the new series of this season. So I started watching the first episode of Ghost Hound. It managed to bore me so much that I reached a state of meditation and achieved Buddhist Nirvana in mere nanoseconds attained apotheosis and reversed time. Then using my newly attained powers I created a creature that was half man half bear and half pig and decided right afterwards that my powers were corrupting me so sealed them in a delorean. THAT is how boring Ghost Hound was, Seriously it sucked.

There that was my rundown of this season’s new series. You probably noticed that I skipped some shows, I didn’t discuss the sequels because they’re sequels. I skipped some series because my friend SHOULD be watching them instead of me and give them to me afterwards but as always he’s slacking off (Yes I’m talking about YOU). Also, Kodomo no Jikan never happened. Now I should do a FULL anime review one of these days if I don’t get addicted to Super Mario Galaxy. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to play some Super Mario Galaxy…